Jake - I'm the guy in charge... of nothing.  If you want to talk to someone, email one of the guys below.  Or, if one of your products doesn't show up, is defective, or you just plain hate it, I've always got a dry shoulder to cry on.

Austin - They call me 'the guy with the master plan'.  Yep, that's me!  I know exactly what's going on in the Something Shiny world.  If you want to become one of our affiliates, or just want to talk to a really cool dude, contact me and we'll chat. 

Shaun - I'm the quiet guy who sits back and watches the other guys do all the work.  Then I go back and fix everything they messed up.  If you have any technical issues, contact me.  I'll be sure to straighten it up in no time!


Something Shiny is always looking for inspiration.  If you have a product in mind that you think we should sell, please don't hesitate to let us know!  If we start carrying something that you inspired, you might find yourself sporting one of those items for free.  Feel free to email either one of us for more details.

jake@somethingshiny.biz - austin@somethingshiny.biz - shaun@somethingshiny.biz